If you don’t use an empty house to sing obnoxiously and off key in your underwear you are doing life wrong
current emotion: i just want to see Frozen again
i have lost all motivation i only care about christmas
Remember ladies: it doesn’t matter how you do on your finals, as long as your future husband is doing well on his.
It’s like you know me or something….
Time to drink champagne and dance on the tables
benefits of being friends with me
- shitty jokes whenever you ask for them
- shitty jokes whenever you don’t ask for them
Some days you’re a front-of-the-tree ornament, some days you’re a back.
And now for something completely different.
Chocolate Donuts Filled with Nutella
i formally apologize to anyone who knew me when i was 13